Exit Interview (A joke)

One day, a husband walks into his home tired after a long days work to find following note stuck on his refrigerator ...

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been real hell. Your boss called today to tell me that you had just quit your job. That was the last straw!!!

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done. I had cooked your favorite meal and had even wore a brand new negligee just for you. You came home, ate your meal in two minutes and went straight to bed after watching the game.

You don't tell me you love me anymore;
You don't touch me or do anything to make me feel special
Either you're now cheating with me or you don't love me anymore,
whatever the case maybe, I am gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't.
Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

And what did the husband do upon reading such note? Well, He had a nice cool drink and then He wrote a reply back to his ex-wife ...

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing made my day better than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that it does not work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!". My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep knowing that you were in new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But whenI got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla.
I hope that's not a problem.

Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!